Christening


1.the act of having had s-x in a new location
2. to having smoked out of a brand new piece
1. did you hear about that couple christening the new dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.
when you take the first hit of the brand new never used bong/pipe/vaporizer or whatever.

first hit of the spliff/blunt.

when you smoke the first bud from your ounce.
yo man, i am christening my new gear bong i just got.

i call christening the joint since i rolled it up.

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