christensening


the act of being totally ocd, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scr-ps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute christensen level cleanliness perfection.
they were christensening it today. i didnt’t know anyone actually ever christensened anything, i didn’t think it was possible.

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