christhiest
someone who doesn’t believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.
one day
john: how tf is god even real?
other day
john: holy cr-p! i won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
john: thank you jesus! i love you god!!
friend: dude are you an atheist or not?
john: ….
and that my dear friends is a christhiest.
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