Christian Coma


an incredibly funny guy that finds humor in everything. can go crazy laughing at any given moment. loved by everyone. hilarious.
wow, he’s such a christian coma!
more commenly known as cc he is the drummer in black veil brides. although no one ever seems to think he’s a good guy he’s actually one of the funniest guys in the band, also his accent tends to amuse english people.

he replaced sandra alvarenga for the second alb-m, sometimes he gets bad mouth because he’s done something or said something that offends someone, but he’s really a good guy.
not-so-true fan; oh my god! the drummer, whatshisname, just threw his drumstick at ashley! the b-st-rd!

real fan; it was an accident you idiot, and his name is cc…now get out of my sight.

real fan1; yeah i heard sandra left, who replaced her again…

real fan2; christian coma remember!

fake-fan; oh the one who looks like a pidgeon!

real fan 1&2; …not funny.

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