christian dabbing
a revolutionized form of dabbing. this form allows one to not only indulge in their inner fantasies of dabbing but also be one with jesus christ and the holy spirit. how it is performed is you place both palms together, as if praying to your lord and savior, then bow your head into one elbow while pointing your praying hands the other way.
matthew: hey john, have you experienced the holy spirit yet?
john: i am about to real soon, isn’t that right mark and luke?
mark and luke: oh yeah.
all christian dabbing
all together: praise jesus!
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