Christian Gay


someone who people -ssume is gay, but will never acknowledge/accept it, because of their christian faith, and/or family pressures.
person 1: “wait, he has a girlfriend? i thought he was gay!”

person 2: “no man, he met this girl at youth group.

person 1: but the dude listens to kelly clarkson, loves shopping, and only hangs out with girls…”

person2: well… he’s christian gay.

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