christian god
the creator of the universe who doesn’t love you less because you have sinned, or loves you more because you have done a good deed—his love doesn’t depend on man’s fickle or irrational behavior.
unlike the gods and goddesses of other religions, who judge their believers based on their good and bad deeds, the christian god is a personal god whom you can talk to at any time of the day—a jealous god who detests human rituals and sacrifices to gain his favor and blessing.
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