Christian Terrorist


a white male from mississippi or alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where america sweeps its applebee’s and denny’s coupons. with hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside irs buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.
“hey, bill, you heard what happened to cletus?”
“yeah, he went to prison for being a christian terrorist f-cktard. he’ll probably get raped pretty hard in there.”

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