christianize


the act of having s-x in a place where you or someone you know has not had s-x yet. tainting a place by having s-x, or doing dirty things.
friend 1: “dude i think my girlfriend and i are gonna christianize my car tonight!”

friend 2: “your really gonna do it in your brand new car?”

friend 1: “h-ll ya man it needs to be christianized sometime soon, better now than later!”

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