Christina the Baby Stuffs
the 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.
christina can be subst-tuted with your friend’s girls name.
the baby can be subst-tuted with work or school tomorrow.
stuff cannot be subst-tuted. it isn’t really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.
this cl-ssic excuse is usually given by the mayor of cappy-o town
jefe: you wanna hang out tonight? it’s a division matchup on monday night football, bears vikings
big cranium: i can’t man………christina the baby stuffs
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