Christineified
when something boring and plain is intesified using more exciting and entertaining phrases and senarios.
before: jon was bored with his new girlfriend.
after: so there’s this kid right, named jon or some thing and he’s got this girlfriend who doesn’t fulfill his manly needs, so he needs to do some thing about this chick. this sentence has been christineified.
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