Christina

have you ever had that moment where a girl just walks into your life and turns it upside down? if so, that girl was probably a christina.

you probably know this girl. 5′-2″, pet-te, -ss to next wednesday, and enormous brown eyes that trap you on first contact. ouch! please please sleep with me! i can’t get you off my mind! well keep dreaming, if this christina is anything like mine, she’s way too good for you…

a christina is about 100lbs of tight, toned white s-x meat. did i mention chestnut hair? you’re probably gonna want to come inside her as much as possible until she has at least three of you squealing offspring.

you won’t get the chance, of course, cause coming inside christina is my job. and you may not have noticed, but christina’s sporting a searing scorpion’s tail above that heart-shaped behoowtay.

beware! a christina will devour her mate if he doesn’t prove to be man enough. better check your testosterone levels before you ask that christina out on any movie date.

ages gracefully if at all.

knock you out at soft-n-ball.
bestest body of them all.
and d-mn rite her milkshake is better than your’s!
sh-t dawg! i want’s me summadat christina real bad, but her man is way to scary!
the coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. with the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. everyone should get to meet her at least once.
everyone loves christina.
greek/ latin in origin. this name means “annoited christian”. it’s pr-nounced (kris-teen-ah). it is the most beautiful name to a girl.
when christina was listening to music in the empty seat, i nervously sat next to her.

christina’s smile was as bright as the sun shining above me.
christina, is a lovely whip smart, worldly person with a slight streak of madness that enlivens conversations and entertains anyone who meets her. she is a magnetic artist. she lives every day like an artist. she instantly put me at ease with a warm feeling of familiarity. maybe she has this effect on everyone, of giving the impression that she is an instant friend, or maybe we hit it off in some unusual way. she has a pure heart and believes in fairness. she is a team player and will put as much effort into a loved ones project as her own. she has a wicked sense of humour. her beauty is timeless and cl-ssic. she values nuturing above all else. she puts you at ease with her beauty but at a turn can remind you she is the most stunning and intelligent woman in the room.
christina – cl-ssic beauty
a super hot girl usualy hard to get. perfect body, hyper, s-xy, very funny, and loves to have a good time. usualy the number 1 girl in school that everyone wants.
guy1: daym who’s that???
guy2: thats christina
guy1: i wanna get with her :d
an extremely awesome person. so much fun to be around, and so freakishly awesome. christinas tend to be really funny and cool, and so cool
wow i really wanna hang out with christina today. she is so awesome!

omg you are so cool! you must be a christina!
beautiful in all the right ways,, good curves, amazing eyes , s-xy body with a hot face… perfect match would be danny as hes amazing to!!>… christina is stubborn, bossy, luvable, s-xy, a s-x machine and irristable
christina and danny alone at night .. do the math
a smart girl with no common sense but is smart and funny and has great “what in the world?” momments.
she can’t make good hot chocolate.
she is the craziest thing alive!
wow she christina is retarted.

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