christing


adj. non-secular. shortened adjectival form of “jeeeesus christ!” producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a biblical level.
jim: “quit standing around and help me carry this, dude – all this plywood is christing heavy!”
james: “aw, don’t be a christing whiner, jim.”
christing is like planking, but making your body in the shape of a cross.

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dude, is he planking?
-nah, man, he’s christing!
when one reacts to a negative or unfavorable situation.
matthew was christing when he found out that ryan ate his elmer fudd cookies.

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