christjacking
it’s like mommyjacking, but instead of moms shoehorning their kids into facebook status comments, it’s christians trying to shoehorn their faith into facebook status comments.
example of christjacking:
“i have found a stress ball in a box of my old cr-p, and it feels good to squish it.”
reply: “that’s great to crush stress! i claim that we are a stress-free nation. by the blood of the lamb. we are healed in jesus’ name!”
(credit to stfubelievers.tumblr.com for the example)
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