dir


1. also spelled ‘dirr,’ ‘dirrr,’ and ‘dirrrr;’ depending upon how obnoxious the user is, this word is sort of a subst-tute for the commonly used, ‘duh,’ used by the same type of people. translated to direct english it’s something along the lines of, “obviously,” or “you’re r-t-rded,” also depending on the obnoxisity level of the user.
2. a dos command to pull up the contents of the currently selected drive or folder.
1. “man, president bush is an idiot.”
“dirrrr”
2. c:\>dir
volume in drive c has no label.
volume serial number is ????-????

directory of c:\

(contents of folder displayed here in list-matic form)
1. debt-to-income ratio (n.) credit indicator computed by dividing one’s total acc-mulated debt by one’s annual net income.

2. a dos command short for “directory”
1. “dude, my dir is laughable at best, immasculating at worst.”

2. “i’ll just type ‘dir’ at the ‘c:\’ command prompt to get a list of all the files contained in this drive (typing dir/p will pause the too-quickly scrolling list at each screen-length of text so that it can be read; typing ‘dir/w’ at the ‘c:\’ or ‘d:\’ etc.’ command prompt will list the contained files in columns; typing ‘dir/p/w’ will get you columns as well as pause the list if there are too many file names to fit on the screen at one time).”
replacement of “duh”
person 1: rain is wet
person 2 : dir!!!
alternate form of dear, usually used to express shock or consternation.
oh dir! he really f-cked it up this time!

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