Christman Shopping


the manly art of going out the week before christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn’t opened yet.
him: “so i really wanted a new leather coat and i saw this on a christmas eve sale and bought it for myself. it’s my way of christman shopping”

her: “i guess the one that i bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for christmas. at least they’ll appreciate it”

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