Christmas Accident
the t-tle given to an individual born during the month of september. the duration of a female’s pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during december.
mason: it’s my birthday today!
jordan: what date is it?
mason: 19th september
jordan: sucked in christmas accident!
the t-tle given to an individual born during the month of september. the duration of a female’s pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during december.
alex: why are you always so d-mn cheerful?
bree: i was born in september. being jolly is part of my dna.
alex: ahh, a christmas accident…
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