Christmas boner
the strange erection you get on christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.
i got a christmas b-n-r when i saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.
the raging stiffy that one gets at christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.
many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover christmas b-n-r.
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