clarted
to be covered in something, normally referred to an object.
my boots were clarted in mud.
this word derives from north east scottish dialect (doric).
clart – to put too much on something
she clarted her face with makeup
v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one’s fart.
in an attempt to look cool in the pool, marcie clarted. however, the surface bubbles gave it all away.
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