Christmas Coughdrop
very similar to the european coughdrop but with some festive tweaks… a s-xual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. first, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys and has a wreath around his neck. this man has dipped his b-lls in some sort of spice concoction such as, nutmeg, cinnamon, pine needles etc… there is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude with a santa hat on. he is standing off to the side of the bed. there is a woman on the bed, dressed as a christmas elf, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man’s b-lls. when the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his b-lls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. she begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.
miso: hey, lets get nicole in for the christmas coughdrop.
jordan: that’s a great idea; i’ll just put down my eggnog and grab my pulleys
miso: perfect! we’ll deck her halls.
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