Christmas Crusher
the moment you realize what you want for christmas…
on christmas eve.
december 2: jenn- “hey laura, what do you want for christmas?” laura- “h-ll if i know..”
december 24: laura- “dammit! i want -insert item here- so badly!” jenn- “too late now…” laura- “well that sure is a christmas crusher.”
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