Christmas Diarrhea
diarrhea that is red and green in color.
sara: “hey amber! come quick and look at this.”
amber: “eww, that’s disgusting. why is your diarrhea red and green?”
sara: “i don’t know. it must just be christmas diarrhea.”
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