christmas glue
when santa or whoever your “santa” is this year c-ms in your stocking. (may be either at the bottom or a little bit sprayed on top of the other stocking stuffers)
jane: “hey stacey, what did greg get you for christmas this year?
stacey: “oh, a few things, but the best present was the christmas glue he left in on top of my stocking.
jane: “josh did the same thing but he left it at the bottom of the stocking”
when you getting that d-ck so good you c-m on ya girl on christmas.
girl i got christmas glue last night y-sssss
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