Christmas Hobo
a hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x jeans and t-shirt. can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.
benj: “hey kyle, lookit the christmas hobo!”
-kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death-
benj and kyle: “hahahahahaha, merry christmas, everyone.”
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