christmas list
a list of all the celebrities you would love to f-ck, but, like a christmas list, you don’t usually get what you want.
jie: hey tj, who is on your christmas list?
tj: i would have to say i would bang megan fox, katy perry, mila kunis, jennifer lawrence, and at number one scarlett johansson!
1 more definition
a s-x game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they f-ck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts f-cking him… and so on until one makes the man -j-c-l-t-. who ever makes santa -j-c-l-t- wins one of the objects on the list
all the bad girls wanna play christmas list with santa
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