coalminer


the act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one’s -sshole. that one will then proceed to take a narly sh-t on the others face. then the person with sh-t face will eat out the b-tt. i encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.
man 1- “yo did you get in in last night?”
man 2- “nah dog but i did do a coal miner!”
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a counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping…. and gets clean up kills.
man that kid just pulled a coalminer…….
way to bait us all coalminer
when two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a sh-t on the face of the person on bottom. then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom’s face, and moves back and forth to rub the sh-t all over their face. when the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. she cooked up a move she could surprise her man with — the coal miner!
a counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping…. and gets clean up kills.
man that kid just pulled a coalminer…….
way to bait us all coalminer
its a s-xual position where you strap on a d-ld- to your forehead and use it to f-ck a girl in the -ss while you eat her out.
“dude, i gave that girl a coal miner last night”
white guy that only does black girls
dude is going out coal mining tonight
a s-xual act when -n-l fisting a person and then grabbing a t-rd and pulling out a lump of coal.
when graham was fisting pavan he took hold of a black rock and pulled it out! proclaiming himself the worlds greatest coal miner.
white girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has s-x with black men.
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white women who seek out black men. the only white girl in a black club.
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tom! check out that hot -ss blonde chic. nevermind, she’s a coal miner.

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