Christmas minus
the opposite of a christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in december. this is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer -ssignments at that time of year.
#1: let’s have lunch at that cool new restaurant. i hear it is pretty expensive, but i just got my christmas bonus!
#2: you go – i got a christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month…
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