christmas penis


when you decorate your p-n-s with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top
i showed her my christmas p-n-s but she wasn’t amused

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    when one is romantically attracted to those younger than themselves. (can sometimes be taken to the extreme). similar to a pedo however intentions are less s-xual. ex. “sesshomaru from inuyasha and kenpachi zaraki from bleach aren’t pedos they are just chronologically impaired.” cradle robber ephebophile lolicon to have the constant habit of never being on […]

  • chub stock

    the p-n-s slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock. that b-tch was fine, i’m sporting a chub stock.

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    its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping i had a crispy w-nk

  • gandblaster

    this word has 2 meanings. it comes from tri state are where it was cooked in the melting pot. gand means -ss blaster well you know what that means. you could say i gandblasted your -ss in unreal tournament or you could be gay and say i wana be the gandblaser! i gandblasted you last […]

  • gandchaud

    b-tt f-cker, gand relating to behind and chaud as in benchaud “you ganchaud” an insult used by indian people


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