Christmas Present
1. the big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a christmas tree at christmas time.
2.an excuse to receive a s-xual favor when christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.
3. the lingering stench after sh-tting out the contents of christmas dinner.
4. cheap and frivolous gifts received on christmas, usually bought a month before on thanksgiving weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap i couldn’t p-ss by a bargain like that”.
1. i cant wait to unwrap my christmas presents that sit so joyously under my christmas tree.
2. please, i need a christmas present soon or i may be smacking a b-tch….. i prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.
3. don’t go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted christmas present.
4. most of my christmas presents were cheap novelty items that i saw a month earlier for 70% off at fred meyers.
people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
i would like to have daniel and aj under my tree as christmas presents.
1. the word to describe a bl-w j-b on christmas. also can refer to eating a girl out on christmas.
2. refers to someone having s-xual relations with someone as fat as santa claus.
honey i’m waiting for your real christmas present now bl-w j-b(christmas present)is performed.
2. pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of christmas present
also known as a gunt.
that girl should wrap up that christmas present she’s carrying.
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