Christmas Pudding


when you defecate down someone’s chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

commonly done at christmas time.
daniel: holy sh-t, do you smell that?

florence: yeah, looks like someone’s given you a christmas pudding, probably santa.
feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive “pudding”.
missy had to change mr. jone’s depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of “christmas pudding”. she saved it as a gag pinata for her blind mexican friend.

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