Christmas Punch


happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game…etc…

normally followed by a christmas kick
(grandpa): what’s your problem robert?
(robert): shut up old man, your precious grand daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(grandpa): that’s just wrong!?
(robert): what?! you want a christmas punch too!

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