Christmas Rapist
someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his p-n-s in all the presents, or someone who c-ms on all the presents (an amazing feat)
dude, i think that there was a christmas rapist here, because there’s a hole about the size of joe’s two-inch-punisher in all of them.
can anybody explain why there’s j-zz all over the presents? oh sh-t, we had a christmas rapist!
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