Christmas Rehab
that time after new years after you’ve put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
john: well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into christmas rehab.
liz: last year i didn’t even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
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