Jennings shuffle


the bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from jennings, louisiana. this is a turn off to the female species. the jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.
is that guy drunk? no, he’s just doing the jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.

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