Christmas Star
the act of receiving head while both members are in a standing position. it often requires the use of a ladder, step stool, or trash can. to complete the act of a christmas star the recipient must c-m on the top of the blower’s head.
“so how was your christmas bob?”
“it was pretty d-mn good. my wife let me give her a christmas star while i was hanging lights.”
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