a used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a ‘sausage like’ j-zz packet.
originating from germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of jew rape.
“hanz, did you make sure to dump that jewish sausage from last night?”
“of course, i always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning”
- squeaky sea gull
while engaged in s-xual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his p-n-s out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner’s waiting love mound. the cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull. mark tried the squeaky sea gull on laura last summer, then […]
a large hairy monster with tweleve, sometimes fourteen, teeth, four fingers on each hand including thumb, rarely have tails. the pack leaders always have tails and three functonal eyes, as opposed to the usual twelve blind eyes. closely related to big foot and the loch ness monster. native to medieval brazil. sightings still occur today. […]
julyssa is one amazing girl. she is practically perfect in every way possible. the kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. she’s most beautiful and lovable girl in and around elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!! julyssa is […]
- jump the queue
to jump the queue means to enter a queue or line at any position other than the end. mostly used in britain and australia. in the us they say ‘cut in line’. excuse me, i’m in a bit of a hurry. could i please jump the queue.
- squirrelling it
to have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made. as you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on […]