christmas story morning


christmas story morning- when you wake up and some s-m-n leakage from the night prior has stuck your d-ck hole to your underwear. just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
my d-ck hole has been bothering me all day. i need to start peeing before i go to bed so i can prevent these christmas story mornings.

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