Christmas tree surfing
holding on/sitting on a christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. this is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. the rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the christmas tree, and hence “surfs” across the street/lawn.
did you hear about the guy who wiped out while christmas tree surfing? he hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
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