christmas tree

a person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
bieber’s abs are great when photo-shoped, but marky mark will always be my favorite calvin klein christmas tree.
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christmas tree
or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don’t care about the grade. same as abacadaba
“how did you do on the test”
“i just chrismas tree’d it”
a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. you then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
i always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
the dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.
dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.
term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.
after i got my christmas trees, i rolled a philly that could’a got the entire neighborhood high!
a s-x act colloquially referred to as ‘decorating someone and lighting them up’. in layman’s terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the h-ll out of them.
steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a christmas tree to charlene from accounting. i didn’t believe him until i saw the bruises.
1. a tree people decorate around christmas time.

2.christmas tree is a song by lady gaga, and it is referring to her v-g-n-.

lady gaga’s vag.
“the only place you wanna be is underneath my christmas tree.”

“oh oh oh christmas,my christmas tree is delicious”

-lady gaga
verb. a practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator b-ttons as you get off said elevator. this prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you’re in has at least 8 floors.
me: i just p-ssed off scott.
nathan: how?
me: i christmas tree’d him a minute ago.
nathan: haha nice.