christmas wishbone
a friendly compet-tion where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their r-ct-ms. they proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. the loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
tim-“the office party turned into a whole bunch of christmas wishbone games last night”
josh-“oh, man!”
tim-“becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
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