Christmasculine
a portmanteau of christmas and masculine used to describe something both festive and manly.
gregory: hey jim, what word best describes a kick-ss, cut santa who exterminates the naughty and ornaments his sleigh with their skulls?
jim: christmasculine.
gregory: wow, that’s so creative! an urban dictionary editor would have to be a puss puss who listens to b-tt-rock to reject that!
jim: agreed.
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