Christmass


the m-ss of jesus christ. approximately 63kg.
john 17:12 “the christm-ss was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly.”
when your wife or girlfriend gives you -n-l s-x on christmas morning!
i got the best present of all, christm-ss!
some with whom you’d only have s-xual relations with on or around christmas.
“dude, i totally got some christm-ss at the company party last night!”

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