christmastoe
a numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. a common condition/occurrence in the silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).
planting typically takes place between may and september and those who suffer from ‘christmastoe’ will often only regain feeling around christmas: 4 – 6 months later.
rookie: man, this is f-cking weird, i haven’t been able to feel my big toe for the last week. i think it’s dead…
vet: don’t worry dude, it’s just christmastoe.
rookie: what?
vet: the feeling will come back around christmas…
–vet walks away from rookie–
vet mumbles: …f-cking rookies.
rookie mumbles: …f-cking planting.
similar to the condition of turftoe. injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. can also be caused by new gifts. the injury is typically caused by the victim’s unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
joe: “why are you limping”
jim: “it’s christmastoe, i forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and i kicked it this am.”
see also mooseltoe. camel toe at christmas time.
mrs. clause is always worried about christmastoe during her holiday picture opportunities at the mall.
Read Also:
- chryja
it is in polish, it means that it’s something stupid, an argument or somethin’, i dunno really. anyway, have fun tryin’ to say that. peace out, suckeeeers! they are having a chryja!
- chubby bubby
a game where you try to fit as many marshmellow’s in your mouth while saying “1 chubby bubby, 2 chubby bubbies…” and so on. the aim of the game is to fit as many marshmellows in your mouth at the same time; 1. we played chubby bubby’s at the party
- chung bong
emphasize the “ng”s when pr-nouncing. 1. an asian who seems to never stop studying or caring for school or is always studying way more than he/she should. this includes (but is not limited to) one that would make flash cards for everything and anything, asks unnecessary questions in cl-ss, is a teacher’s pet/suckup, and/or follows […]
- Chunky Blumpkin
when a chick is giving a dude a blumpkin, and she vomits on his c-ck due to the smell, and the continues with blumpkin. that drunk chick last night decided she wanted to suck my c-ck while i was taking a sh-t, and she couldn’t take the smell and ended up giving me a chunky […]
- chya
the surf-licious way to say “yeah.” may or may not (judging by the context) include a connotation of “your an idiot!” or “h-ll yes!” note: that when emphasising your attack on your buddy’s foolish remark, you should enunciate the “ch” part of the word, possibly even holding it for a moment longer “so are we […]