Christopher Allen Gonzalez


a fighting messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. christopher allen gonzalez’s true ident-ty and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. he spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. he can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. after voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. he is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. he has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as charizard, alien, predator, neo from the matrix, those capable of using the buddhist palm technique, bruce lee and chuck norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.see more
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