according to what school tells you: a great man who accidentally discovered america when no one else could find it.
reality: a greedy piece of genocidal sh-t who wasn’t the first person to find america, the native americans discovered america before anyone else and after the native americans found america, vikings discovered america, and a several explorers found it too. but for some reason, columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the native americans discovered.to add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of native americans to take to spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million native americans (also true) talk about some major bullsh-t.
teacher: and that’s how christopher columbus discovered america when no one else did.
4th grader: -raises his hand-
teacher: yes, timmy?
4th grader: didn’t the native americans discover america first?
teacher: nope, it was columbus!
4th grader: i’m pretty sure it was the native americans.
teacher: i said it was columbus!!!
4th grader: but-
teacher: that is it! you are going to write “columbus discovered america, not the native americans.” 50 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.an italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for “discovering the new world.”most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. he killed, with the help of his spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on haiti.
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christopher columbus stole all he could see.
christopher columbus is creditied with discovering “the new world”, but in fact, he didn’t.
hey kids! who found america!
2nd graders: christopher columbus!
no! the vikings!
2nd graders: o.o
when you take a monster sh-t and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
dude i just dropped a christopher columbus in that b-tches toilet. she’s going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother f-cker down.
christopher columbus was an italian navigator in the service of spain who opened the new world to exploration. on october 12, 1492 he landed on san salvador island in the bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the niña, the pinta, and the santa maría. this day is known as columbus day. americans observe columbus day on the second monday in october (the same day as thanksgiving in canada).
christopher columbus was born on 1451 in genoa, italy and died on 1506 in valladolid, spain. his name is cristóbal colón in spanish and cristoforo colombo in italian.
definition 1: to christopher columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.
definition 2: to be a stinky, smelly b-st-rd
example 1: carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered english m-ffin.
juan comes over, picks up the english m-ffin and eats it while staring carlos in the face
“yo homie, you totally just christopher columbused my m-ffin!”-carlos
“yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you christopher columbused my girlfriend!”-juan
example 2: the new world was christopher columbused, hostilely, by christopher columbus
an action taken on by a member of the male gender in which the male inserts his p-n-s into the v-g-n- of a virgin girl. since christopher columbus sailed the seas and was the first to discover america it is only proper to name a s-x act after him.
garrett is a s-xually frustrated boy who wants to have s-x with kristina; kristina knows this. however, garrett thinks he is being slick and sly and hiding his fantasies very well.
olivia: what is garrett’s deal? he seems really weird around you…
kristina: yea, i know… he wants to christopher columbus my v-g-n-.
olivia: holy sh-t, i will not let him be your first!… i’ll knock him out for you.
a 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard. i dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. it was delicious.
randomality is a word referring to a really random person/thing/event. randomality can also refer to something that very rarley happens. those girls over there ooze randomality. or what was up with ms. clarckson’s randomality today.
- Random hour
the random hour is when you suddenly feel the urge to say something with complete randomness, at no specific time, to no one in specific. after the random hour has p-ssed, and you have said something random, you will feel normal again. person1: it’s gonna be crazy.. person2: what is? :b person1: crazey! person2: dude […]
- chronological liar
1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented. 2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean “pathological liar”. ll sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk’d with centrino: that b-tch is a chronological liar ll sunfleur ll: what the…?
ghettero is a slur between ghetto and hetero. ghetto has come to mean almost anything now days. but all in all it usally means strait up or extreme. hetero means strait like heteros-xual is oriented to the opposite s-x. so pretty much ghetero is strait up extreme, boss , awesome, the bomb. “whoa! no school […]