Christopher Owens
personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, girls. christopher owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. while some may -ssociate his music to hipsters, christopher owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song “substance” in which he sings:
“who could have something real, when you could have nothing?”
he is also particularly desired amongst both s-xes.
“christopher owens is my dreamboat.”
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