Christy Bonfire


the act of burning everything in your home, except the extreme necessities to start a bonfire and keep it going..
hey alicia, the fire isn’t starting… thats alright we’ll do a christy bonfire and burn all of the closet doors and the last three rolls of toilet paper…

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