christy robjob
when you’re masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named christy runs in and steals your p-n-s away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.
bro i was totally beating it the other day and i got christy robjobed… took that big summb-tch out my hand and finished it off for me…. she wasn’t as good as me though.
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