Chrome Gnome


mover of chrome. thru thick or thin, sleet or snow, the the gnome will move his chrome. supplier of shiny round things. never on time but always shows. short, stout and not understandable. speaks some sort of foriegn language. aka the troll. owned by john, controlled by many….
has the troll left yet? where’s the troll? he left a long time ago. is the troll in the van? where’s my stuff?
did he write it in the book? chrome gnome is a new aka the troll

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