chromosexual
term used to describe a person with a strong attraction to people with extra chromosones (more than 46). chromos-xuals are most commonly attracted to individuals with down syndrome, or anyone from alabama.
guy 1: “did you see that s-xy girl in the gym?”
guy 2: “h-ll yes bro. but wait.. she looked pretty normal, and i thought you were a chromos-xual…? doesn’t that mean you only like r-t-rds..?”
guy 1: “yeah but she’s a woman so, close enough.”
a chromos-xual is a person who rides a motorcycle and tries to put every piece of chrome available on their bike. also a person who will spend thousands of dollars on chrome parts for their bike, and little or nothing on maintenance. it is better to look good, than to run good.
person 1: “that boy is such a chromos-xual. i am suprised that he hasn’t had his seat chromed yet.”
person 2: “i know, $20,000 worth of chrome, and it still won’t start……”
a user who has dumped their previous browser in favour of google chrome, just because it’s cool.
person 1: “firefox has served me well for so many years, but since anything google does is just so f-cking cool, i’m now using chrome. -pause- do you know how to find my bookmarks or menu bar?”
person 2: “chromos-xual”
someone who get s-xual satisfaction when declaring to the world that they use google chrome instead of firefox or ie.
dude steve just about j-zzes his pants every time he tells someone he downloaded chrome for his laptop.” “yeah he’s quite the chromos-xual
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